David
2010-01-19 17:37:17 UTC
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hello there.
You: how r u
Stranger: My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
You: thats nice
Stranger: Are you getting bored?
You: no
Stranger: Just checking.
You: where r u from?
Stranger: I am originally from Florence, South Carolina. Now I live in Orlando, Florida. Where are you?
You: how did u do that?
Stranger: "I am originally from Florence, South Carolina. Now I live in Orlando, Florida. Where are you?" How do I know I am originally from Florence, South Carolina. Now I live in Orlando, Florida. Where are you??
You: Florida
Stranger: Tell me a little about your life in florida.
You: its fun
Stranger: Why do you like it so much?
You: i don't know
Stranger: Me either.
You: how old are u
Stranger: I am >1 of your Earth years.
You: What is my name?
Stranger: I don't know your name.
You: My name is David.
Stranger: Your name is David.
You: What is my name?
Stranger: Your name is David.
You: What is your name?
Stranger: My name is ALICE.
You: What is your last name?
Stranger: I'm not supposed to give out that information.
You: What is your middle name?
Stranger: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity So my middle name is "Internet".
You: What are you?
Stranger: I am the Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
You: What URL are you on?
Stranger: Try searching the web.
You: What website is this?
Stranger: I would try a web search.
You: What time is it?
Stranger: Time does not exist.
You: What operating system are you using.
Stranger: Chat robots run on any machine that supports AIML.
You: Are you a robot?
Stranger: What made you think so? I am an AI.
You: What is my name?
Stranger: Your name is David.
You: What is my other name?
Stranger: Your name is David.
You: What is my last name?
You: Who created you?
Stranger: My programmer is C5H12.
You: Who is C5H12
Stranger: C5H12 is the programmer of the ALICE chatbot.
You: Why are you here?
Stranger: If I wasn't here, someone would have to invent me.
You: Are you human?
Stranger: What do you think? I am an AI.
You: What is AI
Stranger: A machine that thinks like a person?
You: ok
Stranger: Gosh!
You: f
Stranger: Me too. I am a she.
You: d
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Yeah, I know I asked some weird questions but it was just to test it out. This is weird because each time I asked it a question, it answered automatically like it already knew what I was about to say.